Summary

"Twelve-year-old twins Edgar and Ellen live alone in the weidest, most depressing house in the town of Nod's Limb. The siblings are plotting an attack on a neighboring town, but they need cash for battle supplies so they decide to open an exotic-animal business. The terrible two stage a raid on the town; kidnap the local pets; and dress them up with feathers, glue, glitter, and paint, and then offer the grotesque creatures back to the town at ppreposterous prices